Israeli Forces Fail to Kidnap Shepherds from Lebanon, Steal 900 Goats Instead

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An Israeli force failed on Monday to abduct two shepherds from southern Lebanon, reported the National News Agency.

It said that 20 soldiers crossed the border at Mount Hermon and infiltrated 500 to 800 meters into Shebaa where it tried to kidnap Mohammed Qassem Hashem from Lebanon and Ahmed Haidar from Syria.

After their failure, said NNA, the soldiers stole some 900 goats in the area and took them to the occupied Shebaa Farms.

Comments 17
Thumb jcamerican 16 July 2012, 17:50

I guess they are having a huge Barbecue Party. I love goat meat. Some laham mishwi now and hommus.Yummmmmmy

Thumb extramildcake 16 July 2012, 17:58

You see this?! If it wasn't for Hezbollah, we would still have those 900 goats!

Thumb jadski 17 July 2012, 01:51

hahaha !!!!!!! nice

Default-user-icon ben (Guest) 16 July 2012, 18:29

What a pathetic bit of propaganda. It doesn't make any sense!!! What the hell would the idf do with 900 goats?! How did this get past an editor?!

Default-user-icon Haydar Haydar (Guest) 16 July 2012, 19:05

Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah salem 3a 2esmoh, promised the families of the 900 goats that he will free them even if he kills 1000000 innocent Lebanese civilians mostly Shiite sheep as a result, then he did the Ashura self flogging dance.

Thumb fadi_albeiruti 16 July 2012, 19:26

Damn that's a lot of goats.

Thumb jcamerican 16 July 2012, 19:29

900 goats is a joke to you. Well we are mourning our loss, while you are in denial.

Default-user-icon duality rules (Guest) 16 July 2012, 22:27

A theft of biblical proportions

Thumb primesuspect 16 July 2012, 22:56

900 goats, the shepherd must be (was?) a rich man... 900 beasts that escape the eid el adha scheduled sometime this year.

Thumb AngryLeb 16 July 2012, 23:02

I think Hizb should Kidnap immediately some Israeli and ask for a trade with the Goats, LOLLLLLLL

Missing kiserwanyaseel 17 July 2012, 02:01

they only trade for shiaa, so unless the goats are shiaa then....

Missing cedars 17 July 2012, 04:46

Were the goats close to the border? if not then send the shepherd with few rockets then the goats will be set free.

Thumb kesrweneh 17 July 2012, 12:02

hahaha send the goats to kahled el daher and co. he'll have an orgy to remember. wahahaha

Default-user-icon Shaheen (Guest) 17 July 2012, 12:34

This story might not be true but before people dismiss it completely, note that it has happened before:

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3886474,00.html

Default-user-icon AbuDhabi-LEB (Guest) 17 July 2012, 14:00

WTH !!!900 Goats but why ?

Default-user-icon AbuDhabi-LEB (Guest) 17 July 2012, 14:02

WTH !!!900 Goats but why ?

Missing northerndude54 17 July 2012, 17:14

these is soldiers only kidnapped these goats because they had no wives.they must be very lonley.