Israeli Ministry Employing Funds in Preparation for Possible War with Hizbullah
إقرأ هذا الخبر بالعربية
Israel’s Home Front Defense Minister Matan Vilnai announced on Tuesday that the Jewish state will properly handle a possible war with Hizbullah, adding that the party greatly fears Israel.
He said while visiting the Israeli settlement of Kiryat Shmona: “The Home Front Defense Ministry is exerting great efforts and funds in preparing for the next war with Hizbullah.”
He revealed that he has appointed a team of experts in his ministry that will be responsible for setting up emergency divisions in all local institutions in case of the eruption of a war.
The war of words between Hizbullah and Israel has intensified in recent weeks in light of the revolts in the Arab world, especially in Syria.
Party chief Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah had declared that any war against Syria will lead to a war in the entire region.
23 November 2011, 17:49
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After the failure of the recent Israeli-Iranian war to take place, Israel places the highest priority on starting a war with someone---anyone at all.
Any party desirous of engaging in a brief, spectacular, and ultimately indecisive war with Israel is asked to contact the nearest US Member of Congress or Israeli diplomatic official.
Some suggested scenarios include: Canadian fruit-fly infestation, Paraguayan ski slopes intrigue, South Indian Ocean heating, and the 1924 Olympic Games.
Israel's Minister of Doctrinal Confusion, Arnold Gul, has described the recent period of tension as "an existential threat to Israel's delegitimization".
23 November 2011, 19:55
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When the dog barks it means that he is either on a chain or powerless, especially if the dog used to attack without a hiss.
